Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number of persons.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life , to be spoken of when dead.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through" the minds of either".
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says midway " See I am not injured yet".
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest.......except that he got caught.