A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before Marriage and after Marriage.
Any Married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Don't Marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
A man is incomplete until he is Married. After that, he is finished.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Men Marry women with the hope they will never change.
Women Marry men with the hope they will change.
Invariably they are both disappointed.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and .......................