GIRLS=EVIL

Theorem:- Prove that “GIRLS = EVIL”

Proof:-

First statement  is girls required time and money

Ie   GIRLS = TIME  X  MONEY

Since TIME = MONEY we can say that

GIRLS = MONEY  X  MONEY

              = MONEY ²

But we know that " MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL"

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 Therefore GIRLS = √( EVIL ²)

                               = EVIL

Ie  GIRLS = EVIL

Hence the Theorem.

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SUICIDE

അങ്ങനെ ആ പ്രോബ്ലം സോള്‍വായി.

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OXYMORONS.

An oxymoron is usually defined as "A phrase in which two words are contradictory meaning" are brought together.

Some examples of oxymoron.

 1) Small Crowd

2) Fully Empty

3) Only choice

4) Clearly misunderstood

5) Found Missing

6) Exact Estimate

7) Seriously funny

8) Act Naturally

9) Pretty ugly

10) Original copies

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Happily Married

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MATHS LOVE LETTER

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane, there I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.

 Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

Yours ever loving,

Real Analysis,
Binomial Avenue,
Kingdom of Calculus,
Pin 3.14159.

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