Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Oct 20, 2011
Nov 20, 2010
CONVERSATION BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIAGE.
Before Marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After Marriage:
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Oct 28, 2010
വികസിപ്പിക്കല്
ചോദ്യം - 7 : വികസിപ്പിച്ചെഴുതുക (a+b)n .
ടിന്റുമോന്റെ ഉത്തരം.
(a+b)n
(a + b)n
(a + b)n
(a + b)n
(a + b)n
(a + b)n
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Oct 13, 2010
MEANS OF COMMUNICATION
THREE FASTEST MEANS OF COMMUNICATION.:
1. TELEPHONE
2. TELEVISION
3. TELL TO WOMAN
Need more FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. Read more...
Oct 6, 2010
Sep 23, 2010
Sep 8, 2010
MATHS LOVE LETTER
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane, there I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
Yours ever loving,
Real Analysis,
Binomial Avenue,
Kingdom of Calculus,
Pin 3.14159.
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Aug 30, 2010
SOME MARRIAGE QUOTES.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before Marriage and after Marriage.
Any Married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Don't Marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
A man is incomplete until he is Married. After that, he is finished.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Men Marry women with the hope they will never change.
Women Marry men with the hope they will change.
Invariably they are both disappointed.
Now fill in the blanks.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and .......................
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Aug 4, 2010
ROMANCE EQUATIONS.
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = .................(fill yourself)
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Jul 29, 2010
SOME MORE DEFINITIONS.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number of persons.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life , to be spoken of when dead.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through" the minds of either".
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says midway " See I am not injured yet".
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest.......except that he got caught.
Jul 10, 2010
SOME DEFINITIONS
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your confidence after.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece Read more...
Jul 5, 2010
WHO DESIGNED THIS?
ഫോര്വേര്ഡ് ആയി കിട്ടിയ ഒരു ഇ മെയില് .
ഏത് എന്ജിനീയര് ആണ് ഈ സ്റ്റെയര്കെയ്സ് ഡിസൈന് ചെയ്തതെന്ന് പറയാമോ?
Jun 27, 2010
ന്യുട്ടന് റൊമാന്റിക് മൂഡില്.
ഫിസിക്സിലെ ചില നിയമങ്ങളുടെ പുതിയ രൂപം .
Universal Law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;
only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money"
First Law:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and break the legs of the boy."
Second Law:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."
Third Law:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping." Read more...
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