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Jul 10, 2010

SOME DEFINITIONS





Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your confidence after.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.


Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.


Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

1 comments:

ജനാര്‍ദ്ദനന്‍.സി.എം July 11, 2010 at 5:46 PM  

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

സത്യം പറയാമല്ലോ എനിക്കാ കൂട്ടത്തില്‍ ഏറ്റവും ഇഷ്ടപ്പെട്ടത് ഇതാണ്.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

ഇതു രണ്ടു പ്രാവശ്യം കൊടുത്തു. ഭാര്യയെ ശരിക്കും പേടിയാണോ????????????

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