SOME DEFINITIONS

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your confidence after.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.


Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.


Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece