HAPPY NEW YEAR

Jul 29, 2010

SOME MORE DEFINITIONS.


Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. 

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number of persons.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life , to be spoken of when dead.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. 

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through" the minds of either".

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says midway " See I am not injured yet".

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest.......except that he got caught.

1 comments:

ജനാര്‍ദ്ദനന്‍.സി.എം July 31, 2010 at 7:20 AM  

My own one after seeing the picture

Vaazhakoomb Opens one petal daily like a teacher who speak same thing everyday.

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