A man is incomplete until he is married.After that, he is finished.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half-shut afterward.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Married men live longer than single men, but they are a lot more willing to die.
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