Oct 28, 2010
Oct 20, 2010
SOME MORE MARRIAGE QUOTES
A man is incomplete until he is married.After that, he is finished.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half-shut afterward.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Married men live longer than single men, but they are a lot more willing to die.
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general
Oct 13, 2010
MEANS OF COMMUNICATION
THREE FASTEST MEANS OF COMMUNICATION.:
1. TELEPHONE
2. TELEVISION
3. TELL TO WOMAN
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Humour
Oct 6, 2010
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