SOME MARRIAGE QUOTES.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before Marriage and after Marriage.

 Any Married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

 Don't Marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.

 A man is incomplete until he is Married. After that, he is finished.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Men Marry women with the hope they will never change.
Women Marry men with the hope they will change.
Invariably they are both disappointed.


Now  fill in the blanks.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and .......................

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ഓണാശംസകള്‍

1-I need to tell you something, read number 5

2-Are you in a rush? Read number 8

3-Are you curious? Read Number 9

4-Look it's the following....you better read number 15

5-I haven't got the guts....just read number 17

6-I would like to tell you..But you should read number 16

7-I 'll tell you...But first read number 2

8-it's very simple...Just read number 4

9-Don't get nervous......it is simple.....Just read number 18

10-Not yet...But read number 19

11-Are you getting tired? Relax...Just read number 13

12-Wait a moment....read number 3

13-You are nearly there...read number 20

14-Wish you a happy Onam .

15-You are getting nervous....Just read number 6

16-You still don't get it? Just read number 12

17-Oh! i 'm Embarrassed.....Read number 7

18- I admire you if you 'll understand....Just read number 10

19-Read number 11......Slowly.......and you 'll find out

20-Now I'm about to tell you....read number 14

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TERRACE?..... OR .....COURTYARD?

WHAT IS THIS?  ..........A TERRACE?...............OR A COURTYARD?

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PALINDROM - അനുലോമവിലോമപദം

രണ്ടു വശത്തു നിന്നും ഒരേ പോലെ വായിക്കാൻ കഴിയുന്ന പദം അല്ലെങ്കില്‍ പദ സമൂഹം; അതിനെയാണ് "അനുലോമവിലോമപദം" അഥവാ "പാലിന്‍ഡ്രോം" എന്ന് പറയുന്നത്.

ഇംഗ്ലീഷിലുള്ള ഏതാനും പാലിന്‍ഡ്രോമുകള്‍ .

Able was I, ere I saw Elba.

No, sir, prefer prison.

Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.

May a moody baby doom a yam?

Do not start at rats to nod.

Red? No. Who is it?’Tis I. Oh, wonder.

Don’t nod.

Murder for a jar of red drum.

Nam was a saw man.

Draw pupil’s lip upward.

Stella won no wallets.

No, it is open on one position.

Marge lets Norah see Sharon’s telegram.

Some men interpret nine memos.

Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.

Star comedy by Democrats.

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

E. Borgnine drags Dad's gardening robe.

Gateman sees name, garageman sees name tag.

Must sell at tallest sum.

Saw tide rose? So red it was.

Lew, Otto has a hot towel.

Ma is as selfless as I am.

collected from Internet

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ROMANCE EQUATIONS.

Smart man + Smart woman = Romance

Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + Dumb woman = .................(fill yourself)

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