Nov 24, 2010
Nov 20, 2010
CONVERSATION BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIAGE.
Before Marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After Marriage:
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Humour
Nov 11, 2010
PROVERBS AGAIN
It's never too late to learn.
BUT
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
BUT
There's no point in beating a dead horse.
There's no point in beating a dead horse.
Two's company, Three's a crowd.
BUT
The more, the merrier.
The more, the merrier.
Do it well, or not at all.
BUT
Half a loaf is better than none.
Half a loaf is better than none.
A man's reach should exceed his grasp.
BUT
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Never change horses in the middle of a stream.
BUT
Variety is the spice of life.
Variety is the spice of life.
He who hesitates is lost.
BUT
Act in haste, repent at leisure.
Act in haste, repent at leisure.
Good things come in small packages.
BUT
The bigger, the better.
The bigger, the better.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
BUT
The love of money is the root of all evil.
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The love of money is the root of all evil.
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Nov 4, 2010
THOUGHTS
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
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