CUBE PROBLEM
നോക്കിയാല്‍ മതി.
Dec 23, 2010
നോക്കിയാല്‍ മതി.
Dec 16, 2010
VOWELS.
EDUCATION
AUTOMOBILE
EVACUATION
AUTHORITIES
AUTHORIZE
AUTHENTICATION
REMUNERATION
REGULATION
PRECAUTION
FACETIOUS
PREAMBULATION
MULTIMILLIONAIRE
MENSURATION
EQUATION
CONSEQUENTIAL
PRECARIOUS
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Dec 9, 2010
Dec 2, 2010
PANGRAM
A PANGRAM is a phrase that uses all 26 letters in the English alphabet.
Some examples are given below.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
The five boxing wizards jump quickly.
All questions asked by five watched experts amaze the judge.
A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats.
My faxed joke won a pager in the cable TV quiz show.
Jack quietly moved up front and seized the big ball of wax.
A wizard’s job is to vex chumps quickly in fog.
Have a pick: twenty six letters — no forcing a jumbled quiz!
Crazy Fredericka bought many very exquisite opal jewels.
Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes.
Six boys guzzled cheap raw plum vodka quite joyfully.
Brawny gods just flocked up to quiz and vex him.
The lazy major was fixing Cupid's broken quiver.
Six big devils from Japan quickly forgot how to waltz.
My girl wove six dozen plaid jackets before she quit.
Few quips galvanized the mock jury box. Read more...
Nov 24, 2010
മകളെവിടെ?
മകളെ കാണാതെ വിഷമിച്ചിരിക്കുകയാണ് ഇയാള്‍.
ഇയാളുടെ മകളെ കണ്ടെത്താന്‍ നിങ്ങള്‍ക്ക് സഹായിക്കാമോ?
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Nov 20, 2010
CONVERSATION BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIAGE.
Before Marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After Marriage:
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Nov 11, 2010
PROVERBS AGAIN
It's never too late to learn.
BUT
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
BUT
There's no point in beating a dead horse.
There's no point in beating a dead horse.
Two's company, Three's a crowd.
BUT
The more, the merrier.
The more, the merrier.
Do it well, or not at all.
BUT
Half a loaf is better than none.
Half a loaf is better than none.
A man's reach should exceed his grasp.
BUT
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Never change horses in the middle of a stream.
BUT
Variety is the spice of life.
Variety is the spice of life.
He who hesitates is lost.
BUT
Act in haste, repent at leisure.
Act in haste, repent at leisure.
Good things come in small packages.
BUT
The bigger, the better.
The bigger, the better.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
BUT
The love of money is the root of all evil.
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The love of money is the root of all evil.
Nov 4, 2010
THOUGHTS
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
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Oct 28, 2010
വികസിപ്പിക്കല്‍
ചോദ്യം - 7 : വികസിപ്പിച്ചെഴുതുക (a+b)n .
ടിന്റുമോന്‍റെ ഉത്തരം.
(a+b)n
(a + b)n
(a + b)n
(a + b)n
(a + b)n
(a + b)n
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Oct 20, 2010
SOME MORE MARRIAGE QUOTES
A man is incomplete until he is married.After that, he is finished.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half-shut afterward.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Married men live longer than single men, but they are a lot more willing to die.
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Oct 13, 2010
MEANS OF COMMUNICATION
THREE FASTEST MEANS OF COMMUNICATION.:
1. TELEPHONE
2. TELEVISION
3. TELL TO WOMAN
Need more FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. Read more...
Oct 6, 2010
Sep 30, 2010
GIRLS=EVIL
Theorem:- Prove that “GIRLS = EVIL”
Proof:-
First statement is girls required time and money
Ie GIRLS = TIME X MONEY
Since TIME = MONEY we can say that
GIRLS = MONEY X MONEY
= MONEY ²
But we know that " MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL"
.
Therefore GIRLS = √( EVIL ²)
= EVIL
Ie GIRLS = EVIL
Hence the Theorem.
Sep 23, 2010
Sep 16, 2010
OXYMORONS.
Some examples of oxymoron.
1) Small Crowd
2) Fully Empty
3) Only choice
4) Clearly misunderstood
5) Found Missing
6) Exact Estimate
7) Seriously funny
8) Act Naturally
9) Pretty ugly
10) Original copies
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Sep 8, 2010
MATHS LOVE LETTER
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane, there I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
Yours ever loving,
Real Analysis,
Binomial Avenue,
Kingdom of Calculus,
Pin 3.14159.
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Aug 30, 2010
SOME MARRIAGE QUOTES.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before Marriage and after Marriage.
Any Married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Don't Marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
A man is incomplete until he is Married. After that, he is finished.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Men Marry women with the hope they will never change.
Women Marry men with the hope they will change.
Invariably they are both disappointed.
Now fill in the blanks.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and .......................
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Aug 22, 2010
ഓണാശംസകള്‍
1-I need to tell you something, read number 5
2-Are you in a rush? Read number 8
3-Are you curious? Read Number 9
4-Look it's the following....you better read number 15
5-I haven't got the guts....just read number 17
6-I would like to tell you..But you should read number 16
7-I 'll tell you...But first read number 2
8-it's very simple...Just read number 4
9-Don't get nervous......it is simple.....Just read number 18
10-Not yet...But read number 19
11-Are you getting tired? Relax...Just read number 13
12-Wait a moment....read number 3
13-You are nearly there...read number 20
14-Wish you a happy Onam .
15-You are getting nervous....Just read number 6
16-You still don't get it? Just read number 12
17-Oh! i 'm Embarrassed.....Read number 7
18- I admire you if you 'll understand....Just read number 10
19-Read number 11......Slowly.......and you 'll find out
20-Now I'm about to tell you....read number 14
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Aug 18, 2010
Aug 9, 2010
PALINDROM - അനുലോമവിലോമപദം
രണ്ടു വശത്തു നിന്നും ഒരേ പോലെ വായിക്കാൻ കഴിയുന്ന പദം അല്ലെങ്കില്‍ പദ സമൂഹം; അതിനെയാണ് "അനുലോമവിലോമപദം" അഥവാ "പാലിന്‍ഡ്രോം" എന്ന് പറയുന്നത്.
ഇംഗ്ലീഷിലുള്ള ഏതാനും പാലിന്‍ഡ്രോമുകള്‍ .
Able was I, ere I saw Elba.
No, sir, prefer prison.
Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Do not start at rats to nod.
Red? No. Who is it?’Tis I. Oh, wonder.
Don’t nod.
Murder for a jar of red drum.
Nam was a saw man.
Draw pupil’s lip upward.
Stella won no wallets.
No, it is open on one position.
Marge lets Norah see Sharon’s telegram.
Some men interpret nine memos.
Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.
Star comedy by Democrats.
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
E. Borgnine drags Dad's gardening robe.
Gateman sees name, garageman sees name tag.
Must sell at tallest sum.
Saw tide rose? So red it was.
Lew, Otto has a hot towel.
Ma is as selfless as I am.
collected from Internet
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Aug 4, 2010
ROMANCE EQUATIONS.
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = .................(fill yourself)
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Jul 29, 2010
SOME MORE DEFINITIONS.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number of persons.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life , to be spoken of when dead.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through" the minds of either".
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says midway " See I am not injured yet".
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest.......except that he got caught.
Jul 24, 2010
Jul 19, 2010
PROVERB vs PROVERB.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
BUT
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Actions speak louder than words.
All good things come to those who wait.
BUT
Time and tide wait for no man.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
BUT
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Practice makes perfect.
BUT
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
BUT
Out of sight, out of mind.
Clothes make the man.
BUT
Don't judge a book by its cover.
Many hands make light work.
BUT
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
BUT
Faith will move mountains.
Look before you leap.
BUT
Strike while the iron is hot.
Slow and steady wins the race.
BUT
Time and tide wait for no man.
Two heads are better than one.
BUT
If you want something done right, do it yourself.
Jul 10, 2010
SOME DEFINITIONS
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your confidence after.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece Read more...
Jul 5, 2010
WHO DESIGNED THIS?
ഫോര്‍വേര്‍ഡ് ആയി കിട്ടിയ ഒരു ഇ മെയില്‍ .
ഏത് എന്‍ജിനീയര്‍ ആണ് ഈ സ്റ്റെയര്‍കെയ്സ് ഡിസൈന്‍ ചെയ്തതെന്ന് പറയാമോ?
Jun 30, 2010
മാന്ത്രിക ചതുരം
എങ്ങനെയാണ് ഇത്തരം മാന്ത്രിക ചതുരം നിര്‍മ്മിക്കുക . നമുക്ക് നോക്കാം .
ഒരു 5 X 5 ചതുരത്തില്‍ എങ്ങനെയാണ് സംഖ്യകള്‍ എഴുതുക എന്ന് താഴെ കൊടുത്ത ചിത്രത്തില്‍ നിന്നും മനസ്സിലാക്കാം
ഈ ചിത്രത്തില്‍ കാണുന്നത് പോലെ സംഖ്യകള്‍ ഒരു 5 X 5 ചതുരത്തില്‍ എഴുതിയാല്‍ അതൊരു മാന്ത്രിക ചതുരമായിരിക്കും .
ഇനി ഇത് പോലെ മറ്റൊരു 5 X 5 ചതുരത്തില്‍ 5 എന്ന സംഖ്യയില്‍ തുടങ്ങി എഴുതി നോക്കൂ
ഇനി ഇതേ പോലെ ഒരു 7 X 7 ചതുരത്തില്‍ ഏതാനും സംഖ്യകള്‍ എഴുതിയിരിക്കുന്നു . ബാക്കി അക്കങ്ങള്‍ പൂരിപ്പിച്ചു നോക്കൂ .
ഇതേ രീതിയില്‍ തന്നെ 7 X 7 , 9 X 9 .................എന്നിങ്ങനെ എല്ലാ ഒറ്റ സംഖ്യകളുടെയും മാന്ത്രിക ചതുരങ്ങള്‍ ഉണ്ടാക്കാം .
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Jun 27, 2010
ന്യുട്ടന് റൊമാന്റിക് മൂഡില്.
ഫിസിക്സിലെ ചില നിയമങ്ങളുടെ പുതിയ രൂപം .
Universal Law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;
only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money"
First Law:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and break the legs of the boy."
Second Law:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."
Third Law:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping." Read more...
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