SOME MORE DEFINITIONS.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. 

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number of persons.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life , to be spoken of when dead.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. 

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through" the minds of either".

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says midway " See I am not injured yet".

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest.......except that he got caught.

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PROVERB vs PROVERB.

The pen is mightier than the sword.

BUT

Actions speak louder than words.

All good things come to those who wait.

BUT

Time and tide wait for no man.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

BUT

One man's meat is another man's poison.

Practice makes perfect.

BUT

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

BUT

Out of sight, out of mind.

Clothes make the man.

BUT

Don't judge a book by its cover.

Many hands make light work.

BUT

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.

BUT

Faith will move mountains.

Look before you leap.

BUT

Strike while the iron is hot.

Slow and steady wins the race.

BUT

Time and tide wait for no man.

Two heads are better than one.

BUT

If you want something done right, do it yourself.

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SOME DEFINITIONS

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your confidence after.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.


Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.


Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

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WHO DESIGNED THIS?

ഫോര്‍വേര്‍ഡ് ആയി കിട്ടിയ ഒരു ഇ മെയില്‍ .

ഏത് എന്‍ജിനീയര്‍ ആണ് ഈ സ്റ്റെയര്‍കെയ്സ് ഡിസൈന്‍ ചെയ്തതെന്ന് പറയാമോ?

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